Did you know that March 3rd is If Pets Had Thumbs Day? If not, you probably aren’t alone! This may not be a very well-known holiday, but it certainly is a fun one. What do you think would happen if our furry friends had opposable thumbs? In this article, a local vet offers a few educated guesses.
Food
We’re pretty sure that, if Fido and Fluffy had thumbs, they would waste no time figuring out how to open packages of food. Needless to say, if our four-legged pals could pop open a can of food whenever they wanted to, we’d probably start seeing a lot more chubby dogs and cats!
Freedom!
If dogs and cats had thumbs, they would probably enjoy opening doors, so they could go in and out at will. Of course, our feline pals might just open and close the door for no reason at all. We also wouldn’t put it past Fluffy to lock the dog out. As for our canine pals, well, Fido would most likely be thrilled to figure out that he could unclip his leash, or open the gate in the back yard!
Phones
Have you ever wondered what texts from our four-legged friends would look like? Would Fido let you know he ‘accidentally’ ate your couch cushion? Or would he only text you when he wanted you to pick him up a burger on the way home? As for cats, well, Fluffy might not bother texting you to tell you about her naps, but she probably wouldn’t hesitate to tell you there’s a squirrel in the yard, or the dog just chewed up your shoe.
Technology
If pets had thumbs, they would probably want to figure out how to order things online. You might very well find yourself receiving unexpected packages in the mail. What would your furry buddy order? We’re guessing lots of beds, toys, and pet furniture, as well as some fancy steaks.
Summon You
Rather than rub against your legs or meow when she wanted something, Fluffy might soon start using a buzzer, bell, or beeper to summon you. Fido might also want an easy way to get your attention, although his barks and tail wags would still be pretty effective!
Our Advice on If Pets Had Thumbs in 2024
How would our pets’ eating habits change if they could open food containers on their own?
If pets could open food containers on their own, their eating habits would likely become less regulated, potentially leading to overeating. Without human control over their diet, many pets might indulge in their favorite foods excessively, increasing the risk of obesity and related health issues such as diabetes, joint problems, and heart disease. The ability to access food at will could also result in a nutritional imbalance, as pets might choose tastier options over their nutritionally balanced diets, further affecting their overall health and wellness.
If pets could text, what kind of messages would they send us?
If pets could text, their messages would likely reflect their immediate desires and observations. Dogs might send enthusiastic updates about their day, requests for walks, or alerts about perceived dangers like the mail carrier. They could also express their excitement for your return home or ask for food and treats. Cats, on the other hand, might send more aloof messages, possibly demanding food, reporting on their latest napping spot, or expressing displeasure at an empty water bowl. Both might also send humorous photos or emojis to capture their current mood or antics.
Might pets express themselves differently with thumbs?
With thumbs, pets might express themselves differently by engaging in more complex interactions with their environment and humans. Dogs could show their eagerness for walks or play by bringing their leash or opening doors themselves, while cats might use objects around the house to communicate their needs or moods more explicitly, like ringing bells for attention. The ability to manipulate objects could lead to them developing new ways to express curiosity, boredom, or affection, such as turning pages in a book to mimic reading or tapping you with a paw to get your attention.
Would pets find enjoyment in playing video games or using puzzle toys designed for humans?
Pets might find enjoyment in playing video games or using puzzle toys designed for humans if these activities stimulate their senses and intellect in a manner similar to their natural behaviors. For dogs, games that mimic hunting or chasing could be engaging, while cats might enjoy interactive games that simulate the movement of prey. Puzzle toys that require problem-solving to receive a treat or achieve a goal can also provide mental stimulation. However, the design should accommodate their understanding and physical capabilities to ensure the activity is both enjoyable and enriching.
How would having thumbs change how dogs and cats interact with each other?
If dogs and cats had thumbs, their interactions with each other could become more complex and varied. They might use their newfound dexterity to open doors or containers, potentially leading to shared or competitive situations over resources like food and toys. Cats could employ their thumbs to enhance their already adept hunting and playing techniques, possibly engaging dogs in more intricate games. Additionally, the ability to manipulate objects could see them cooperating or competing in new ways, potentially altering their dynamics based on their ability to access or control their environment and resources.
Do you have questions about your pet’s health or care? We can help! Please feel free to contact us, your local animal clinic in Powdersville, SC, anytime.
